her vagine was all disorganized.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
a search helicopter?!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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