Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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