How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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