Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
please don't ironically join a cult
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