you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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