The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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