2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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