Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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