Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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