I molested 6 butterflies tonight
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Swine flu is the new snow day.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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