Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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