Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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