I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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