On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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