meet me or not, i'm out of control
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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