Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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