All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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