Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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