hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
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Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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