You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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