Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I smell stomach acid.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
