Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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