All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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