Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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