Betty ford says i'm here all night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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