Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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