Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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