He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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