This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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