therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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