After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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