I don't think brook has ever known best
He kissed a someone with a penis
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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