Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she told me i tasted like america
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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