real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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