I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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