my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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