her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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