idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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