Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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