im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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