i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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