i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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