I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is it penis luge time yet?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The adults are the big ones right?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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