Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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