I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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