i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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