You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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