Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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