Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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