As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I FOUND THE LEGS
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize