My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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