My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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