Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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