i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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