Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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