Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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