So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
