Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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