Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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