Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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