Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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