For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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