You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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